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by Noelle

Zero Odor + Black Light

I had a stroke of brilliance today.

Let me explain.  Last week, we suddenly found my 6 year old male orange tabby cat Kieran paralyzed in his hind quarters.  NO IDEA what happened.  He’s an indoor cat.  Jury is still out on the cause.  While he is recovering and able to walk pretty well now 5 days on…he’s having a bladder issue.  More specifically, if we don’t express it for him, he dribbles all over the place.  We confined him to the office, and have tried to clean up the mess…but we’re at work all day….

you get the idea.  My office smells a bit…wonky.

Sigh.

I know he can’t help it.

Anyway.  Dial back to December and we adopted GINGERBREAD the CRAZY SPICE PUG PUPPY.  She is 9 months old.  She is still working on house training.  We’re making great strides.  But when we first moved into this house in March, we were NOT doing well on the house training.

So.

My stroke of brilliance.  I was eating my lunch at work, and I suddenly thought, “waitaminute….cat pee glows in black light.  Dad owns a black light.”  HOT DOG.  Texted my dad…borrowed the black light.  And tonight, once H was in bed, I pulled out that black light, turned off all the lights in the office (except Dave’s computer, where he was playing a game) ….and found the spots!  Then I sprayed Zero Odor on those suckers and wiped them up!

My mom started using Zero Odor years ago, and got me into using it.  Works GREAT for removing pet stains.  I used it originally on a nasty shouldn’t-have-been-eating-beef-stew-out-of-the-can-in-the-garbage cat vomit spot in the livingroom.  It was the only thing that removed that sucker.  I was hooked.

So then after cleaning up the office, which now smells 110% BETTER, Dave commented that we should do this sometime in the locations where we suspected Ginger was peeing after we moved.  Suspected…but never caught.  And the carpet is a bit shaggy, so you can’t really tell if she pee’d unless you catch her.

Off I went…black light in hand.  Moved a chair in the suspected spot.  Shined the light.  Sure enough, she’d been REALLY busy back there.  EEEEW.  I called Dave.  He was grossed enough to get out the big carpet cleaner machine and run it in that area…after I Zero Odor’d it…at 10 pm at night.  Yep, 10 pm and we’re cleaning carpets.

You know…that’s an annoying part of pet ownership.  But tonight I feel like I won the battle.  Maybe not the war…yet.  But the battle.

And I feel so smart to remember that pet pee glows!

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The Things I have to Deal With

Elly walking the railing

You see the things I have to deal with?  That’s the view from my livingroom couch, looking up towards the craft loft. 

Every time I turn around, a cat is being bad.  Or as D puts it, they’re being “Orange.”  Because he maintains that all orange cats are bad.  Elly obviously is orange under her black fur.  Because she is CONSTANTLY walking the loft railing.  You’d think the couple times she’s fallen would have deterred her.  Nope.  She particularly likes to do it when I’m in the loft on the elliptical. 

Then we have Kieran, who has returned to jumping on the kitchen table during mealtimes.  MAJOR no-no.  He gets up there and waits to be squirted with the water bottle.  It’s all a game.  So we have to stop eating, get up, grab his 16lb self, and plunk him the floor.  Over…and over.  It took 2 weeks the last time we broke him of the habit.

But then…cats are never really trained or broken of any habit.  Rather, they’re just biding their time, waiting patiently for the moment you forget what they were doing…then BAM.  Back at it. 

But I still adore them.

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Cats vs. Bottles

We have an ongoing problem in our home.  The bottles we choose for H happen to be the Playtex VentAire variety.  They work awesomely for H.  Each bottle consists of the following parts:  Plastic cap, plastic nipple ring, plastic bottle shaft, plastic bottle base, silicone nipple, silicone vent.  Not difficult to put together and they work well with our bottle warmers. 

The PROBLEM? 

CATS.

Specifically, Cats who think that bottle nipples and vents are TOYS.

Now I’m not talking Kieran here.  No, my big boy could care less about these “toys”.  Rather, it’s the babies.  Joey and Elly, at 3, are still very precocious and playful felines who often get into trouble.  Typical cats, they love to steal bits of my scrapbooking paper, twist ties…and now, bottle parts from the bottle drying rack.

Elly "Elune" caught on kitchen cabinets

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked into the kitchen and found a nipple shredded on the floor.  Of course this ticks me off, because they cost money to replace.  But even worse is when they shred one of the vents.  See, I can buy replacement nipples at our local Target.  But the vents?  The only place I’ve found those for sale is Baby’s R Us, 45min away by my in-laws!  So annoying!

Today, though….today I came up with a new idea.  A cat-proofing idea. 

I took all the plastic bottle parts and put those on the drying rack like normal.  Then I took the nipples and vents, and spread those out in their dishwasher baskets.  I put the nipples down into the large bottom of the basket, and then closed the vents spread out in the top of the basket, with the lid closing them securely inside.  I placed the baskets on the counter on top of some paper towels, to keep everything clean. 

How is it working?

Well, they’ve been that way about an hour.  I just walked into the kitchen for something, and I caught Elly, aka Elune, aka PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE, sitting on my stove.  She took off when she saw me.  But I found that the baskets were in place and intact.  However, the paper towel next to them was shredded, as if someone was pawing at them trying to break in.  AHA!  CAUGHT YOU!

And it’s WORKING!

It’s all about trying to be one step ahead of the cats.

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